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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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8:48 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  2,656 notes

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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8:47 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  60,129 notes

markaylaa:

foreveryoungg-x3:

rockybreaux:

sdelabelle:

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

i cannot fucking breathe LMAO!

LOOOL

lmfaoooooooo 

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lonelyhearrt:

socloseyetxsofaraway:

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

^^ chapters :)

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10knotes:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

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7:19 am  •  19 May 2013  •  50,568 notes

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

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